In what may be the most unexpected twist in tech history, Elon Musk has publicly stated that he is a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien on a mission to return to his home planet.
Speaking during an unscheduled
livestream on X (formerly Twitter), Musk said:
“I wasn’t born in South Africa. I
arrived there. I’ve been on Earth for about three millennia. My mission was to
accelerate technological development and eventually build a spacecraft capable
of taking me home.”
The comment, made without context while
Musk was discussing SpaceX’s Starship program, left the internet stunned. Was
it a joke? A metaphor? Or something far weirder?
A "Confession" or Cosmic Trolling?
The billionaire CEO, known for his
eccentric sense of humor and meme-laden social media presence, has made strange
claims before—but this time, he seemed unusually sincere.
Musk went on to say that:
He first arrived on Earth “around the
time of the late Bronze Age.”
He’s been “nudging civilizations
forward” by inspiring breakthroughs in science and technology.
His ultimate goal is to build a portal
ship that can “reopen a temporal bridge” to his planet, which he only referred
to as “Xandar-7.”
Naturally, Twitter/X exploded.
#AlienMusk began trending within minutes, with memes, conspiracy theories, and
even fan art flooding the platform.
🚀 Starlink = Alien GPS?
Some users have pointed out that Musk’s
satellite constellation, Starlink, might not just be about internet coverage—it
could be a celestial homing beacon. And what about Tesla’s AI and Neuralink?
Could these be alien technologies in disguise?
Skeptics, of course, are calling it a
publicity stunt or a genius-level marketing tactic. But die-hard fans are
already claiming Musk is “the real-life Doctor Who, Iron Man, and Spock rolled
into one.”
🪐 Elon’s Final Words?
When asked if he was serious, Musk
simply smiled and said:
“You’ll understand once Starship reaches
Mars. Let’s just say... home is closer than you think.”
Whether this is a carefully crafted
sci-fi narrative or the most elaborate long-term troll in internet history, one
thing is clear: Elon Musk just keeps rewriting the script of reality.